The Answering Machine
Two friends listening to an answering machine message:
Message:
You no good mother f...er, I hate you. You can take your f...ing girlfriend and your f...ed up life and shove it up your f...ing ass! Don't you dare show your f...ing face around here you piece ! F... you. I just wanted you to know I hate your f...ing guts. Go f... yourself!!! Click…
Listener 1
"Who is that?
Listener 2
My Aunt
Listener 1
Dude I am so sorry, what the …
Listener 2
Chill, its her way of telling me she misses me and loves me, I didn't see her last holiday"…
... Listener 1